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To Whom It May Concern, Here Come The Heathens

God says to an angel, “I’m gonna take a nap; make sure the sun doesn’t turn blue when it rises.”

And the angel looks all heavenly, effervescent, and confused and says, “Why, my lord? Wouldn’t they love to see proof of your ability and wonder?”

“No, they wouldn’t.”

“Why not, my lord?”

“Because faith is about blindly reaching into a hole. It’s about fingers stretched through the darkness, exploring the things we are too afraid to see.”

“I do not understand, my lord.”

And God said, “They could search for me for a thousand years, and sure, some might hate it, but many will find fulfillment in the search. But, the moment they found me, they would all be scared shitless. And then so would I.”

The Angel stared in shock and confusion.

God saw this and added, “When a person finds faith, it can stir them to greater heights. When they lose faith, it is like the world cracks beneath their feet. Finding evidence of faith, finding it to be tangible, makes it too real. If something is real, then it can be broken and will inevitably be found wanting. And that thought stirs up a deep, terrible fear.”

* * *

“Beer?”

“Yeah, I’ll have a beer.”

A guy with brown hair, brown eyes, and a soul patch popped the cap off a longneck bottle and passed it along to a tall, heavyset guy lounging on a dingy blue couch. Victor Kelly, the one with the soul patch, combed his long, scruffy hair out of his eyes and then grabbed himself another beer.

“I can’t believe you’ve never seen this movie, Scott,” Victor said, plopping down on the other end of the couch. He turned his attention to a wide-screen TV positioned somewhat haphazardly on a beat-up old wooden cabinet across the room from the two boys.

“I can believe you’ve seen it,” Scott replied. He sipped on his beer, staring intently. “You’ve seen every movie, Victor.”

“I have, and I’ll tell you what I don’t like about it.”

“What?! You? Dislike? Something?” Scott said mockingly, pitching his voice up from his usually low timbre to a higher tone.

Victor was unperturbed by his roommate. “Fuckin’ zoos, man. They are the worst kind of capitalism.”

“Here we go again,” Scott interrupted.

Victor steamed on. “They say, ‘Hey, peasant, we are going to charge you money—charge you out the ass, that is—to come watch us treat animals shitty for your entertainment. And it’s not like we have any fucking right to these animals. We just got our hands on them. Just like we got our hands on you.”

“That’s capitalism, man.”

“You are fucking right. It’s capitalism! That’s the Goddamn problem!”

“As an atheist, aren’t you pretty much banned from invoking God in any way, including but not limited to saying God damned something?” Scott said snidely. He was starting to frown. Victor was going off on yet another rant, and Scott was all out of patience for it.

“I’m allowed to do whatever I want. We all are. That’s the fucking point!” Victor declared as the front door swung open and closed with a thud.

“What’s the fucking point, Vic?” a new arrival asked, tossing a leather coat onto a hand-painted purple shelf by the front door. He had a big smile on his narrow face. His black hair was gelled back.

Scott glanced up at the newcomer. “Mr. Levi,” he said, in the same mocking tone as earlier. “Paint any masterpieces?”

“Mr. Cantor,” the newcomer replied, walking across the room and helping himself to a beer. “Life’s been busy.”

“Why are you all dressed up, J?” Victor asked. He was eyeing the new arrival’s blue and white button-up shirt, light brown dress pants, and brown leather shoes.

Before the new arrival could respond, Scott changed the subject with a question of his own. “Jesse, where’s Wendy?”

“At my parents’ house, er, our house, I guess. In her office. She wanted to get some work done after the service,” Jesse replied. Scott got a strange look on his face and fell silent.

Victor took advantage of the silence to retake control of the conversation. “You know, Jesse, dressed like that, you look like a finance bro.”

Jesse shook his head and gave a halfhearted chuckle. “I am a finance bro at this point—”

“No! You know what you look like?” Victor interrupted. “You look like the enemy!”

Jesse sighed and lowered his eyes for a moment. Then he mustered up another chuckle and said, “I guess I am your enemy, Vic. I spent 4 years and a shit ton of money trying to become it. If I ever actually land a job, the transformation will be complete.”

“Nah, nah, no, not my enemy, Jesse. You look like your own enemy.”

Jesse’s eyes fell to the floor again. The briefest look of pain or disappointment flicked across his face. Then he turned his attention to the TV “So, what movie are you watching?”

“We Bought A Zoo,” Scott answered.

“Lucky you,” Jesse joked. “Is that Matt Damon?” He sat down beside Victor and Scott. “Also, how much does a zoo cost exactly?”

Victor shook his head and laughed. “Just like a finance bro to jump to money.”

“And it’s just like you to take cheap shots at the idea of wealth,” Scott sniped.

“It’s not my fault greed has corrupted our society,” Victor responded with a contempt filled snort.

“You know, Victor
 No one wants to focus on money. It’s
 it’s just a hard thing to live without. We all need to worry about it. We all need to worry about if we can provide for people,” Jesse responded. He was staring at the ground as he did so.

Victor scoffed. “Nah, you choose to worry yourself over money. You choose to use the whole provider thing as an excuse to tie your salary to your self-worth. Everyone does. That’s the difference between us. I’m forced to live in this capitalist society, but I lost faith in said society a long time ago.” Victor rattled off his tired old lines while staring intently at the TV. Afterwards, he stole a glance at the others to gauge their reaction. Jesse had a hurt look on his face.

“For the record I didn’t mean—” Victor started to say but was quickly cut off by a loud cough from Scott.

“Just let me watch the movie, man.” Scott said. Victor fell silent for a few minutes.

The movie dragged on. At one point, Scott laughed at the screen. “Damon’s character is so unbelievable.”

“Actually this scene is the one thing you guys could learn from this movie.” Victor said. “20 seconds of courage. That’s right. So many more people need 20 seconds of courage. You two need 20 seconds of insane courage.”

“Why?” Scott questioned. “What would be the point?”

“Why? Fuck Scott, you need it more than anybody with an attitude like that.”

“Vic.” Scott exhaled in frustration. “He’s saying to get the girl, to get love, you need 20 seconds of insane courage. You know what another word for that is? Stupidity.”

“Here we go again.” Jesse said, and with that, Scott turned on Jesse.

“O.K., Jesse. You and your girlfriend live in your parents’ 2-bedroom house. What room is Wendy’s office in?”

Jesse hesitated for a moment, knowing what was coming next. “The studio.”

“You mean your old art studio? In the basement? The one you spent half of high school building? Where do you do your painting now, J?” Scott’s voice had taken on a sharp, almost angry, edge.

“Scott
compromise is part of any relationship.”

“He’s right, Scott,” Victor interjected.

“That’s the problem. You always compromise; you always give up bits of yourself. And you always get your heart broken in the end. That’s love.”

“No, Scott. Love is
” Jesse paused, searching for the right words. “It means you are willing to believe that it will be worth it.”

“Look around, J. Belief doesn’t exactly get rewarded these days,” Scott replied bitterly.

“Holy Shit!” Vic shouted. He’d pulled his phone out to scroll idly. “Did you guys hear it’s the rapture?”

The three 22-year-olds spent the next 10 minutes scrolling on their phones, laughing at posts and articles about how people were selling their cars and quitting their jobs in anticipation of the world ending.

“What’s the Feast of the Trumpets?” Victor wondered aloud.

“Rosh Hashanah.” Scott and Jesse said in unison. Then Scott muttered, “See what faith gets you.” He got up from the couch and marched out of the room sullenly.

Victor looked at Jesse in confusion.

“He’s
 had a hard time of it lately. You’ve got to understand. Scott’s faith mattered a lot to him growing up. With everything Israel has done
 It kind of broke his heart.”

“You haven’t lost faith. You were at Rosh Hashanah just earlier tonight, right?” Victor pointed out.

“Yeah
 but that’s me. The actions of one country have nothing to do with my relationship with God. It’s its own thing.”

“Is it?”

“What do you mean?”

Victor hesitated, for once in his life weighing his words carefully. “Scott had a point. You seem consumed
actually, fuck
never mind.”

Jesse felt his face get hot. “Say it. Say it!”

“Fine
 You don’t dress like you. You gave up your art to focus on
”

“On getting a job! On supporting my partner!” Jesse said, launching to his feet.

“Okay. Okay. Sorry.” Victor hung his head low. Jesse sat back down on the couch and slumped backwards.

For a few minutes they just watched the movie in silence, then Scott re-entered the room. He had put on a puffy blue and grey jacket. “I’m getting some fresh air. Going for a walk
 you guys want to come?”

Victor said “sure” in a subdued, embarrassed voice. Jesse nodded his agreement.

It was a foggy night. The 3 friends walked around the college neighborhood, passed the local football stadium, and over a footbridge that spanned a creek.

At some point, Scott broke the silence. “I heard you earlier.”

“What?” Jesse said.

“It’s not as simple as you made it. It
” Scott stopped and faced Jesse and Victor. His eyes were teary. “We are
 We’re asked to believe in something. Every day of our lives. They say if we believe in this thing, it will take care of us. God will take care of us. Look at them. Look at what they are doing. Kids are starving. People are dying
. Look at what God is letting them do.”

“Fuckin’ hell you’re fuckin’ right!” Victor said.

“Not now, Vic.” Jesse chided.

“No! He’s fucking right. I mean, I never believed in God, but Jesus Christ, if God is real
 I mean, just think about all the shit that has been done in his name. The shit he has allowed to happen. It is fucking heartbreaking! I’d honestly rather go to hell than believe in a God like that.”

“Of course it is heartbreaking. It’s a genocide.” Jesse said. “I never
 I wasn’t saying it’s not.”

Scott shook his head violently. “No, but you said it’s about having a relationship with God and not the country. It’s not about the fucking country.”

Victor jumped in again to add, “Obviously not all the Jewish people of the world are responsible for one country’s actions. Most of the people of a country aren’t responsible for their government’s actions. The people who think differently are just
 morons blinding themselves. Fuckin’ morons.”

Scott nodded. “Obviously Vic’s right
 but there is
 the fact is that the Jewish community
.” He turned to Jesse and stared at him. “Our community! Our community
. we have a responsibility to say this isn’t what we fucking stand for. This isn’t fucking ok. Cause our community taught us what to believe. They told us what was right and what was fucking wrong! And we all know this is fucking wrong. So yeah, it’s fucked up of God to let this happen, and it’s fucked up of our community, you and me included, to let this happen. These were the things that I believed in! These were the people, the ideas, and the connections that I had faith in. How can I now? How
 fuck!” The tears had started to stream down Scott’s face. He shuddered, and a sob escaped his lips.

Jesse’s eyes took on a deeply compassionate look. “And so you are heartbroken.” He said softly.

Scott, trying to stifle his crying, nodded. He took a couple of long, deep breaths and said shakily, “Yeah, so maybe I am heartbroken. I guess you’re right.” Scott brought his arm up to his eyes, wiped away his tears, and then turned away from his two friends. The trio continued walking. Scott was a little ways in front, almost completely shrouded in the gray September fog.

Jesse found himself side by side with Victor. After walking for about ten or twenty feet in the still silence of the night, Jesse finally worked up the nerve to ask, “Victor
Vic
 What did you mean back at the apartment? Am I really
 Do you really think I’m losing myself?”

Victor was silent for a while. He opened his mouth a couple times and then closed it. Eventually he said, “Look, Jesse, I can be a real asshole sometimes. I know that. I didn’t mean to
”

Jesse stopped and lightly touched Victor’s arm. “It’s okay. Really. Please, just
 I need to hear this, I think.”

Victor sighed. “It’s like you said. You went to school for four years. You put in a lot of work. Spent a lot of money. You have been back for, what, three and a half months? You spent all summer searching for a job. You live in your parents’ house with your
 with Wendy. And she’s great. Honestly. But, it just seems like there is no space left for you.”

“I don’t want to let her down.” Jesse said. Then, again, in a quiet whisper, “I don’t want to let her down.”

“I know.”

“But you’re right. I don’t feel like myself anymore. I went to Rosh Hashanah today, and I do believe. It is about my relationship with God; I meant that. But
 I wonder if I went more for her than anything. And I should be thrilled to get to be that. To get to do things for her, to get to go places for her.”

“But what about the things you need to do for yourself?”

Jesse’s jaw tightened. He stuffed his hands into the pockets of his black leather coat. “I don’t know. I just don’t know. Damn it. I know what I need to be
 I mean
 I think I know. I need to provide. I need to take care of her. I mean, I look at my dad. I wake up every day, and he is already awake. He has fed the dogs and the cats and even the goddamned fish. He has the house in order. And he is already leaving to go to work. And then he comes home, and he takes care of everything: my mom, the house, and the dogs, the whole fucking lot. Even me. Even my girlfriend. He is the provider for us all; he is what we all need him to be. And he is that day after day after day. I should want to be like that. But
 but all I can think about is how he must live the same day over and over, never changing, never
”

“Never living for himself?” Victor offered.

“I just don’t know if I can be that. She deserves that. But I don’t
”

“Maybe you can. Seriously, J, maybe you can. You just need to
 do it your way.”

The two locked eyes. Jesse was too afraid to ask his next question. Victor answered it anyway.

“What if you forgot the finance bro lifestyle? What if instead of giving up your identity to be a provider you
 I mean I dunno’ when was the last time you painted?”

“I’ve been too busy. Too busy looking for a job.”

“What if, J, what if you did it your way? Be a provider your way, I mean. Be a provider by doing something you actually want. I mean, hell, do you even want to work in finance? Trading stocks and cold calling?”

Jesse shook his head silently.

“So why not make living as a painter?” Victor demanded. “It’s what you’ve always wanted!”

“I don’t
 I don’t think I can. I don’t think I am good enough to be
 I mean, how could an artist support her needs? How could I provide for her?”

Suddenly Scott called out from somewhere far away. The fog had condensed around Jesse and Victor, obscuring their vision. Victor shouted Scott’s name. After a few moments Scott came jogging out of the mist.

“I got a little lost,” he said quietly.

A strange smile crept onto Victor’s face. “I think we all have.”

Scott looked from Victor to Jesse, studying both boys’ faces. “So what are you two talking about?” he said simply. There was something shy in the tone of his voice.

Victor responded. “Scott, tell Jesse he is an idiot. I mean, he, Jesse Levi, our friend, thinks he isn’t good enough. Doesn’t believe enough in himself.”

Scott turned to Jesse, gazing at him intently. “You fucking shmuck.”

Something about Scott’s abrupt response made the three friends burst out laughing. “You know what
 fuck it. If it is the rapture, I say we all get fucking drunk,” Scott declared.

Victor turned to Jesse. “Rapture party?”

Jesse nodded and started to smile. “Rapture party.” His shoulders started to relax a little. Scott noticed that it looked like a thousand-pound weight was slowly lifting off his friend’s shoulders. The three resolved to hit the nearest grocery store in search of a bottle of bourbon.

Along the way Victor started another monologue. “You know what, I was right earlier. I mean
 fuck, I really was.”

“Here we go again,” Jesse and Scott said in unison. They both smiled.

Victor carried on. “If you two just had some insane courage. Some insane stupidity, as some might call it, you would be far better off. I mean, I swear, if some people just had as much faith in themselves as they do in other things
 my god, they would see what they are capable of. They wouldn’t need to worry so damn much about getting heartbroken, cause they would know that they could get shattered again and again and still survive, still keep walking tall. And they would dare to dream! Not about living up to their father or
or even God. No! They would dream about living up to themselves, to their own potential. If they just believed in themselves
 I mean if we just believed in ourselves! But
 but we just don’t. Why don’t we?”

Scott bobbed his head in agreement and added, “It’s like we are not taught to. Or maybe even taught not to. It’s like life encourages us not to. I mean
 you used to be a straight up patriotic democrat. Now you can’t trust any kind of government.”

“Some men just want to watch the world burn,” Victor joked. Jesse laughed.

“Yeah but it’s more than that,” Scott continued. “I mean
 look at the world our generation has inherited. It’s like we are kids having a meltdown, terrified over what is going on around us, and instead of comforting us, our parents are just standing there arguing
 blaming it on each other.”

Jesse chimed in “Scott is right. I mean our elders, our community, they raise us to believe in right and wrong, and to believe in hope, and even to believe in ourselves, but then they just throw it all out the window instead of living by example.”

Jesse gave Scott a sad smile. “Yeah it’s like they lose faith in themselves and all the things they taught us and then we are left to just pick up the pieces. So how can we have faith in ourselves when the people who taught us to believe can’t seem to keep doing it?”

Victor was silent for a long while and then finally agreed. “You guys are right. I mean
 It is like we are all heartbroken. I certainly
 I think I used to be an optimist, but then this world shattered my faith one too many times.”

“Fuck it though. Maybe Vic’s right.” Jesse said. He stopped walking and stared up at the sky. By this point the fog was starting to burn off, revealing far away stars. “It’s
 you know it is a terrifying thing
 not knowing what to believe in anymore
 It’s nauseating. When your faith gets broken. I mean just the thought of it being breakable.. It’s deep and it’s terrifying. It is the kind of fear you don’t know what to do with.”

“The kind of fear to make God scared shitless.” Victor said.

“But, fuck it right?” Jesse paused and then shouted at the top of his lungs “Fuck it!” Scott and Victor started howling with laughter. Once they stopped, Jesse continued “Seriously, Vic was right. We just need to believe in ourselves. Have faith in us!”

“Cause the rest of it is gonna be broken.” Scott said.

“Cause the rest of it is going to be fucking broken!” Victor echoed.

“Maybe
. maybe it’s inevitable,” Jesse stopped to once again stare up at the stars. “No matter what your faith is always, inevitably, going to crack and that just leaves you
. it leaves you and the hole from where the faith was. So you turn to yourself to fill that hole.”

“I like that,” Scott responded. “If the world and God are going to let us down
 well fuck them! I’ll be what I need!”

“We’ll be our own gods!” Victor shouted. “Hell yeah!”

“Hell yeah!” Scott and Jesse said between bouts of laughter.

The three men walked on, laughing their way through the night.


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